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"The Elves and the Shoemaker" is an adaptation of the fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm originally performed in Muppet Classic Theater. Although John Cleese narrates the story, the song "Bad Shoe Blues" also originally performed in Muppet Classic Theater is covered by The Chipmunks and Chipettes in the role of the elves, featuring Mickey Mouse in the role of the shoemaker and his nephews Morty and Ferdie Fieldmouse in "The Elves and the Shoemaker" segment of Disney Classic Theater.

Lyrics[]

Alvin: All right, you guys. Let's take care of business.

Alvin and Brittany: One...

Simon and Jeanette: Two...

Theodore and Eleanor: A 1-2-3-

Alvin: Oh, are you feelin' a peelin'
'Cause your feet won't work?
When they play and bop and boogie
Does your body start to jerk?

Brittany: There's a rock and a fever
It just not all right
See the fever
You make it feel all right

Alvin and Brittany: We got a special kind of leather
That will fill-a all-a, all of the shoes

The Chipmunks and Chipettes: So listen to the news
No more bad shoe blues
Any old rhythmly shoes

Alvin: You got your blue suede shoes

(Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor tossing some bad shoes while working on the new shoes)

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: Bad, bad, bad shoe blues

Alvin and Brittany: Oh ooooh

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: Bad, bad, bad shoe blues

Brittany: There's a little scissors
Gonna snip it like a siss-snappin' fool

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: Doooo

Brittany: If it's very simple
Gonna click it 'til the fit feels cool

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: Doooo

Alvin: Well, you can rock it 'til you sock it
Play like it's laid
Any way coulda got a colossal way

The Chipmunks and Chipettes: Listen to the news
No more bad shoe blues
Any old rhythmly shoes

Brittany: You got your blue suede

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: Bad, bad, bad shoe blues

Alvin and Brittany: All right

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: Bad, bad, bad shoe blues

Alvin: Now you got a new perscription
Make you boogie all day

Simon and Theodore: Uh-huh!

Brittany: Boogie on the basement
Until they're all delayed

Jeanette and Eleanor: Yeah!

Brittany: Rock the bullet, baby
Gonna shout hooray

Alvin: You're the one to steal me from a bad shoe day

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: We got a special kind of leather
That will put the rhythm into the shoes

Alvin and Brittany: Oh yeah.

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: Ooooh!

The Chipmunks and Chipettes: So listen to the news
No more bad shoe blues
Any old rhythmly shoes

Alvin and Brittany: You got your blue suede

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: No more bad shoe blues

Alvin and Brittany: Uh huh

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: No more bad shoe blues

Brittany: All right, let's stitch it up 'cause

Simon and Jeanette: What's that?

Theodore and Eleanor: Huh, baby.

Alvin: (grins) Thank you, thank you very much.

Alvin: We like to dedicate these shoes...

Brittany: ...to a trio of swell mice.

Simon and Theodore: The shoemaker and his nephews...

Jeanette and Eleanor: ...Morty and Ferdie.

The Chipmunks and Chipettes: Uh-huh. Thank you. Uh-huh. Thank you. Thank you.

Alvin: A one!

Brittany: A two!

Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor: A 1-2-3-

Mickey, Morty and Ferdie watch as they grinned with excitement. They then danced a bit with the music The Chipmunks and Chipettes are using while they work on the shoes.

Mickey: Oh boy!

Morty: We are rich!

Ferdie: At least until that stupid collector comes.

Pete: (coming in) Who are you calling stupid? (snatches the gold) I'll take that!

Morty and Ferdie: What?!

He then left as Morty and Ferdie gasp.

Morty and Ferdie: (sighs) We are poor.

Mickey: No we aren't. Because I have been studying these blue suede shoes and now I know how to make shoes that are not really ugly!

The trio smiled as they hugged.

Three: Yay!

Mickey: Oh, boys, those chipmunks have been so very good to us, I think the time has come to thank them for their kindness.

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